EPISODE 2.01: A NEW DAY IN THE OLD TOWN - The Fringemunks
Parody of "New Divide" by Linkin Park
Parody Lyrics, All Instruments & Production by David Wu


I was out with Walter shopping for some groceries
We were talking 'bout custard, then I received a call
We rushed to Manhattan and saw Olivia's SUV
It was wrecked and needs repair, but Olivia wasn't there

What's the reason for Agent Jessup questioning me like that?
This is classified - I have no time for this
The SUV's engine, it started up, the horn and siren wailed
Olivia blasted through the windshield, then lay still
When she crossed back to this side

At the hospital, we heard the diagnosis
They said her damaged brain was unrepairable
At the Irish Heather bar, Broyles and I toasted Olivia
I went back to the hospital, talked to Rachel in the hall

Olivia woke up, she spoke in Greek, she sat up, then she screamed
She says there's something she needs to do to save lives
She can't remember what it is

The case file shows George Reed's face
But he was dead at the time of the wreck
At the lab, we notice 3 distinct holes
In George Reed's soft palate
Then we realized the news
A shape-shifter's on the loose

He's a soldier, and he'll stay on target
Till his objective is achieved
He turned into lady nurse
And tried to kill Olivia
But we stopped the soldier, who escaped, but we chased her
And then we heard gunshots
Charlie Francis stood over the nurse's corpse
I'm glad he's on our side
It's been one crazy birthday
From now on, we're calling the shots

VOICE: A shape-shifter cremated Charlie...

EPISODE 2.02: NIGHT OF DESIRABLE OBJECTS - The Fringemunks
Parody Medley of "Mean Mr. Mustard," "Polythene Pam,"
and "She Came In Through the Bathroom Window"
Music composed by John Lennon & Paul McCartney
Parody Lyrics, All Instruments and Production by David Wu


Mean Mr. Mole Man lives underground
Lurks in the dark, and he kills people
Digs a bunch of holes in the farm
Loves to cause the townspeople harm
His blue goo will numb your whole arm
Such a mean mole man
Such a mean mole man

His scruffy father, Andre Hughes
Was a retired doctor, and he wore flannel
We scoured his farmhouse in P.A.
We know why he had nothing to say
He knew we would link his DNA
To that scary mole man
To that scary mole man
__________________________________________________

Oh you should see Olivia Dunham
Her hip is injured, but she's workin' again
She's got the scabs on her face
And she be using a cane
Yes you should see Olivia Dunham
Yeah yeah yeah

Back in Lansdale, the status was grim
Sheriff Golightly was the latest victim
There's more for Hughes to tell
Olivia got to the cell
But saw that Hughes had hanged himself
Yeah yeah yeah

(The lights vibrate!)
(Let's go upstairs now...)
(Oh look out!)
__________________________________________________

She shot her gun and barely missed me
She thought that I was someone else
Olivia knew I was flabbergasted
But I still covered up for her with Broyles

And I know she's acting funny
And I know she's hearing things
I guess she's got amazing eardrums
Just point that gun away from me

And so I drove her back to Lansdale
We went to Hughes' farmhouse again
We fought with mole man underground there
And he died when a cop car fell on him

I heard that Nina Sharp gave Dunham
An address to a bowling lane
Sam Weiss had helped Nina with her cancer
And he asked Liv: is your head in pain?

And I know she's acting funny
And I know her hearing's enhanced
She hears insects and traffic and bubbles
At least it isn't flatulence
Oh yeah

EPISODE 2.03: FRACTURE - The Fringemunks
Parody of "Obsessed" by Mariah Carey
Music composed by Mariah Carey, Christopher "Tricky" Stewart & The-Dream
Parody Lyrics, All Instruments and Production by David Wu


I was like, "Can you just cut the Yoda crap
And tell me what's happening to me?"
Oh, Oh, Oh - Oh, Oh, Oh
Oh, Oh, Oh - Oh, Oh, Oh

Two uniformed cops
They pulled to a stop
One of them walked to a coffee shop
But Dan Gillespie
He stayed in the car
Then Colonel Gordon gave him a call
So Dan Gillespie, he drove away
To a rail station in Philly, P.A.
Grabbed a briefcase from a ponytail dude
He crystallized and he went ka-boom

And I'm telling you - don't pull that Yoda crap on me
I'm not here to bowl - don't waste my time, you S.O.B.
Because I was told - that you were going to fix me
Oh, Oh, Oh
Why are you playing all these games with my head
Tell me now, or I'll put a gun to your head

Oh my head it aches and my hand it shakes
And I'm losing my mind
It's confusin' yo, you're confusin' yo
Why you wasting my time?
You taught Nina Sharp how to eat french fries
With a cybernetic arm - is that right, Sam Weiss?
Oh, Oh, Oh

Don't pull that Yoda crap on me
Oh, Oh, Oh - Oh, Oh, Oh (Are you listening?)
Oh, Oh, Oh - Oh, Oh, Oh (Are you listening?)
Oh, Oh-Oh-Oh, Oh, Oh-Oh-Oh, Oh, Oh (Yoda crap)
Oh, Oh-Oh-Oh, Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh, Oh, Oh (Yoda crap)
Oh, Oh-Oh-Oh, Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh, Oh, Oh (Yoda crap)
Oh, Oh-Oh-Oh, Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh, Oh, Oh

And so we pieced the body parts of Gillespie
As best as we could, but it looked nasty
At his wife's house, I heard weird noises
And I saw weird images and heard strange voices
Barfed into a toilet for a while
Found medical kits behind a tile
We trace the kits to Project Tin Man
The files list doctors from Iraq

And I'm telling you, Sam Weiss - don't pull that Yoda crap on me
I'm not here to bowl - don't waste my time, you S.O.B.
Because I was told - that you were going to fix me
Oh, Oh, Oh
Well Peter and I arrived in Baghdad
We sit at a bar where I met Ahmed
Ahmed led us to some kitchen
To meet Dr. Malik Yusef
Malik told us 'bout the serum
With the cyanogen
Walter said the frequency for the bomb trigger
Was 331.6 Megahertz
Oh, Oh, Oh

Don't pull that Yoda crap on me
Oh, Oh, Oh - Oh, Oh, Oh (Are you listening?)
Oh, Oh, Oh - Oh, Oh, Oh (Are you listening?)
Oh, Oh-Oh-Oh, Oh, Oh-Oh-Oh, Oh, Oh (Yoda crap)
Oh, Oh-Oh-Oh, Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh, Oh, Oh (Yoda crap)
Oh, Oh-Oh-Oh, Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh, Oh, Oh (Yoda crap)
Oh, Oh-Oh-Oh, Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh, Oh, Oh

We were able to catch Colonel Gordon
And stop Diane Burgess from exploding
Peter said he and his father are moving to another location:
Two bedrooms, semi-detached housing for professors
In a nice neighborhood, close to where William Bell used to live
And the sound system at the bowling alley
Was playing the Hollies song that goes:
"All I need is the air that I breathe..."
And I used both hands to point a gun at your head
And I realized that I didn't need to use my cane
Oh, Oh, Oh

(gnimoc si raw)

EPISODE 2.04: MOMENTUM DEFERRED - The Fringemunks
Parody of "Nuthin' but a 'G' Thang" by Dr. Dre
Music composed by Calvin Broadus
Parody Lyrics, All Instruments and Production by David Wu


One, Two, Three and to the Fo'
Down at the Harvard lab, I'm at the do'
I make my entrance, and ask Walter wassup
And see that Astrid's chopping flatworms up
The blended worms could jog my memory, so I swallow
Then Walter held up a strawberry, now I know I'm in trouble

'Cause ain't nuthin' but a fringe thang, baby
He's a mad scientist and he's crazy
FBI is the org that pays me
The worms are edible, but I'll try not to barf this (aw yeah)

But uh, back to the plot at hand
At Elias Cryonics, there were murders by a van
Besides this crime, there were two more
That involved frozen heads, but what the hell for?
One of the corpse's blood was silvery
It had consistency of the element mercury
Yeah - and I saw weird things
I saw a man and two towers, and I heard a bell ring - yeah
Charlie knelt down to get some detail
And Walter noticed Charlie was looking pale
Walter said that cannabis before bedtime is nice
Then he noticed a shape-shifter's conversion device

It's got wires and prongs and a box and uh
It's got prongs and a box and wires and uh
It's got a box and wires and prongs and uh
I meet with Broyles in a restaurant, yo!

Well we're talkin' and we're thinkin' 'bout this curious thread
And why the shape shifter soldiers want a frozen head
Now it's time for Broyles to make his opinion felt
To give me protective detail, he feels compelled
But it's been six weeks since they tried to kill me, though
If a shifter's around, I'd have been killed befo'
And at the same time, despite my dope punches and kicks
Broyles knows and I know my luck has been nothin' but shhhhhh
So Walter examines the corpse
Of the shifter, whose blood is half mercury
And the corpse that we thought was the 1st shifter
Had normal blood, so the real shifter's still at large

He could be disguised as anyone
That's right - he could be disguised as anyone
That's right - we re-watch the tape of the experiment
With the drug episode

(OhÉ here we go!)
(OhÉ here we go!)

The girl conversed while LSD-immersed
She could see shifters from the other universe
She's the R, E, B, E, double-C A
K, I, B, N, E, R all the way
But that was years ago, she's a bit older now
Peter and Walter track her down somehow
Yeah, and she don't quit
I think she's in the mood for another LSD hit
So Pete... (Whattup Liv?)
Gotta give her what she wants (LSD?)
We're gonna give her somethin' (hallucinogens)
And it's gotta be bumpin' (City of Boston!)

This lab is the place where the crazy things happen
All in front of Gene the Cow - moo moo moo
Rebecca was groanin' as time elapsed
Peter rang the bell, and then I collapsed
I finally recall my meeting with William Bell
I told him: I want answers, not tea, can't you tell?
It's a time slip and he can tell that I'm slippin'
Gotta get with Nina 'bout this symbol I've been given
Bell says that they prepared me to guard both sides
And that the shape changers are the first wave utilized
Yeah - then I woke up thanks to the adrenaline from Peter
Physics is a bee-otch and I'm a believer
Nina cracked snowglobes, for worlds will collide
And the man I thought was Charlie, was a shape shifter guy
I finally shot the shifter to permanently derail him
As for Bell's task, I'm sorry that I failed him - yeah

It's like Bishop, like Bell, and like Bishop and uh
It's like Bell, and like Bishop, like Bell and uh
It's like Bishop... Who knows what the future may hold?
We'll find out in the next episode...

(OhÉ here we go!)
(OhÉ here we go!)
(OhÉ here we go!)
(OhÉ here we go!)
(OhÉ here we go!)

EPISODE 2.05: DREAM LOGIC - The Fringemunks
Parody of "Lithium" by Nirvana
Music composed by Kurt Cobain
Parody Lyrics, All Instruments and Production by David Wu


I'm so happy
'Cause we moved into a new place
I have my own bed
Astrid gave Walter
Some Italian ciabatta bread
She gave me a file
In Seattle
Greg Leiter walked up to his boss
And saw a devilish head
Greg killed his boss
And his eyes were flitting back and forth

Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah

Flew to Seattle
And visited Greg in the hospital
Then he started to shake
His hair turned to snow white
And he died in front of his wife
Then Walter said
Seattle is smelly
And it reminds him of St. Claire's
He flies with the corpse
And Agent Kashner
Back to Boston and the Harvard lab

Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah

Olivia and I question Greg's wife
Turns out that Greg had walked in his sleep
He hadn't had an episode in 6 months
We took his sleep journal with us
The journal said Greg had nightmares
It reminded me of my dreams as a child
From the age of 8 until 19
I can't remember a single nightmare

Another incident
Involved a woman ramming her car
Into a motorcycle
Her hair was also snow white
Walter called me on the phone
He said he found
A computer chip embedded in Greg's Thalamus
It regulates sleep
Greg and the woman
Both had identical neck scars

Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah

Agent Broyles showed the chip to Nina Sharp
It was developed by Dr. Nayak of Seattle
It turns out he's the Jeckyll-and-Hyde culprit
We kill him before he crashes a seaplane
Olivia visits Charlie's grave
Weiss's anagram decodes to "You're Gonna Be Fine"
I remember a nightmare I once had
In the dream, I was yanked off of my bed

EPISODE 2.06: EARTHLING - The Fringemunks
Parody of "Let's Stay Together" by Al Green
Music composed by Al Green, Willie Mitchell & Al Jackson Jr.
Parody Lyrics, All Instruments and Production by David Wu


We couldn't stay together...

I'm thinkin' back to 4 years ago
The case of that damn shadow
That turned people into ash
Fringe Division was under intense review
And I just wanted a safer world for you

And now it seems, baby
It seems that shadow's back now
Turned Randy Dancik into ash now
On his wedding anniversary
Sometimes I miss coming home to the kids and you
So I challenge other kids to monkey-see, monkey-do

Because of that case
We couldn't stay together
That's why we felt the force to divorce
It was the straw that broke the camel's back

Oooo oooo ooo ooo, yeah
It was the straw that broke the camel's back

Senator Van Horn tells me the CIA says now
That we cease and desist now
But I'll still proceed
That Russian, Tomas Koslov's real name's Timur Vasiliev
(He's ash now, baby)
His brother was a cosmonaut who was quarantined

The cosmonaut brought back an organism
That can project itself without leaving its host
Walter says the formula shows that they have become one

I shot the cosmonaut in the head before he hurt a girl (young girl)
And some suited man says the cosmonaut woke up
And we looked up in the sky and I heard a weird noise

EPISODE 2.07: OF HUMAN ACTION - The Fringemunks
Parody of "(If You're Wondering If I Want You To) I Want You To"
by Weezer
Music composed by Rivers Cuomo & Butch Walker
Parody Lyrics, All Instruments and Production by David Wu


Police chased us throughout the borough known as Queens
I was with two used car salesmen: Tom Dobbins and Pat Hickey
They stepped outside the car
And the cops told them to get down on their knees
The lady cop asked me if I'm OK, and I nodded
They thought I was a hostage because I am just a kid
Tom told the cops, "You have no idea what you're dealing with."

I mind-controlled the black cop to his death
A hundred feet, he fell
I made the lady cop shoot the other cops and then herself

And I'd say, "Girl, I can make you kill
If I want you to (I want you to)
I want you to (I want you to)
I'll make you shoot (make you shoot)
'Cause I'm controlling your mind."

Tom, Patrick and I walked into a convenience store
I made Patrick demand all the money from the drawer
I made a customer pour coffee on his face
And run through a glass door
The clerk pulled out a gun and ordered Tom and Pat to leave
I made him put the gun down, then I made him grab a key
I made him stick it in the wall socket
So he was killed by electricity

I phoned my dad and begged him to listen to Tom and Pat's demands
I made Tom and Pat ask for two million dollars for the ransom

I'd say, "Tom, I'll make you chop your fingers
If I want you to (I want you to)
I want you to (I want you to)
I'll make you bleed (make you bleed)"
And I made him saw some fingers off indeed

Ooohwoah! I laughed when I saw the tactical team
Wearing soundproof headsets (soundproof headsets)
With white noise, I bet (white noise, I bet)
They did not know yet (did not know yet)
That I control people's minds

I made Pat crash, then I grabbed the cash
In an alley, Peter fell into my mind-control trap
I made Peter use a gun to pistol-whip a policeman
Then I made him drive me to my long lost mom in Maryland

Where I said, "Mom, I've got 2 million dollars
Let us run away (let's run away)
To Costa Rica (Costa Rica)"
But I got mad (I got mad)
When my mom's husband walked in the room

Ooohwhoa! Then I made Peter point a gun
At my mom's husband head
I made him shoot Broyles instead
And I made Peter drive me away
But I lost control, and Peter drove into a pole
OW!

EPISODE 2.08: AUGUST - The Fringemunks
Parody medley of "Beauty School Dropout" by Frankie Avalon (music
composed by Jim Jacobs & Warren Casey) and "Under the Bridge"
by Red Hot Chili Peppers (music composed by Anthony Kiedis,
John Frusciante, Flea & Chad Smith)
Parody Lyrics, All Instruments and Production by David Wu


Your story's sad to tell
Your childhood turned to hell
Your parents were killed in the '89 Bay earthquake
You're a masters student in Boston now
With less than 3 grand in your bank account
I'm sorry that I had to capture you

Ms. Christine Hollis
You'll have no vacation in Rome, it's true
Ms. Christine Hollis
I made you miss your flight to save you
Well at least watch this live news footage
It will help explain my direction
And I'm sorry I have to gag you again
But it's for your own protection

I couldn't help it (I couldn't help it)
I have observed you most of your life
I couldn't forget it (couldn't forget it)
Somehow you always crossed my mind
So please trust me now
Stay quiet now
I really gotta fly
Gotta explain this to September, December and July
__________________________________________________

My colleagues ask me 'bout my interference
My colleagues ask me why I saved Christine
Well I think she's important, but do they believe me?
They forgive me, but my mistake's on the line

I eat hot chili peppers, catch bullets with bare hands
I have great binoculars, my stun gun is fine
Yes, I'm an Observer, but I'm a bit different
I've got no emotions, now that is a lie

And I don't wanna lose Christine to her natural fate
I'll save her any way I can, I'll go all the way
And I don't wanna lose Christine to her natural fate
I'll save her any way I can, I'll go all the way
Yeah, yeah, yeah

I meet up with Walter 'cause I know he can help me
He sees beyond limits to solve his problems
I must prove Christine's special, or the others will kill her
I am prepared for the consequences

And I don't wanna lose Christine to her natural fate
I'll save her any way I can, I'll go all the way
And I don't wanna lose Christine to her natural fate
I'll save her any way I can, I'll go all the way
Yeah, yeah, yeah

I'll tip off the FBI
Yeah, yeah
I need their help
I said yeah, yeah

It's time...

Outside the Belle Motel
Is where I lost some blood
Outside the Belle Motel
The assassin shot me up
Outside the Belle Motel
I did it all for love
Outside the Belle Motel
I gave my life away
I said yeah, yeah
I know
I said yeah, yeah
I know
I know yeah, yeah
I know
Christine is safe...

EPISODE 2.09: SNAKEHEAD - The Fringemunks
Parody of "Hey Jealousy" by Gin Blossoms
Music composed by Doug Hopkins
Parody Lyrics, All Instruments and Production by David Wu


Peter, do you think it'd be alright
If I could just walk out of sight
You know I want some independence
And anyway I've got someplace to go
And you know it might not turn out bad
And it makes me kind of mad
That you're my son, yet you have a leash on me
I just want to be alone

So I will take a walk in Chinatown
Visit the hookworm shops around
You never know, something might be found
To help solve the case
On Ping-On Street
On Ping-On Street
On Ping-On Street
On Ping-On Street

A cargo ship ran aground near here
Chinese corpses littered the shore
Their bodies hosted parasitic worms
That I've never seen this large before
So we took the worms back to our lab
One of them bit my forearm skin
It gave me new antibodies and white blood cells
So the worms are a medicine

Then I took a walk in Chinatown
I caught Astrid lurking 'round
Then I spent 15 dollars
For hookworms from Ming Che
On Ping-On Street
On Ping-On Street
On Ping-On Street
On Ping-On Street

Soon after, I was distracted by
Lacquered boxes for crickets
And to show I can take care of myself
I made the call to ditch Astrid

But then I got stuck in Chinatown
I should have written your number down
An old Chinese lady comforted me
And took me back to her place
On Ping-On Street

Peter, you arrived, and then we left
For Ming Che's herbalist shop
The FBI raided the place, and they shot Ming twice
And the hookworm case was solved
I found out one thing turned out bad
When I saw Astrid at the lab
After I had ditched her back at Chinatown
Two Triad thugs beat her up

Now I've been out of St. Claire's for a year
But I might get lost again, I fear
And so I implanted a tracking device here in my neck
So you can find me
So you can find me
So you can find me
So you can find me
So you can find me
Yes, my son
Here's the transponder so you can find me